User blog comment:MrYokaiAndWatch902/TEN TOP REASONS I HATE SLIME RANCHER/@comment-33500879-20171203224732

I just love this logic.

1.Someone makes a picture of a blue gold slime, a floating pissed-off red ball covered with sprinkles, and a fossilized ice cream cone that are all somehow related to slimes fans made, and then monami made a similer slime after that. Random fan: Hey, here's my my pissed boucyball that reperesents a slime with a generic greek element! Monami: Hey, fire slime. that's a good idea. Alright, now it's in the game! Fan: ZOMG U STOL MY IDEA!

2Hey, they used only an animal that would work for the game. Why not something that can't get vacced up or spawn regularly, like a pig, or cow? That would make so much sense!

3.The lab is expensive because it's useful, and none of its items are necessecery for beating the game and getting through the glass dessert. If you want the convenience, you have to go out of your way to earn it. That's just good game designed. Maybe a bit overpriced, but it's late game, and I had no problem unlocking it mid game.

4. the entire game's atmosphere is based off slimes, from the ocean to the clouds, so why not the moon? After all, in real life there's a human face on the moon.

5. Each slime poses a unique threat. tabby slimes can jump high, honey slimes have tastier plorts, phospher slimes can dissapear, and dervish slimes can throw items. Even pink slimes pose the threat of being so commen, their plorts can cause tarr. AND THERE'S AN ENTIRE AREA DEVOTED TO HOSTILE SLIMES! Once again, you overlook good game design.

6. How is this signifigant? Compared to your MS paint drawing, they look like masterpeices!

7. Okay, I don't even know what you're talking about anymore, but it sounds like you're complaining about the wiki or its commuinity, in which case, that's just hippocritical.

8.Yes. Dispite cats being signifigantly cooler than every other animal (they do say cool cat, after all),this is a problem. I have an idea. How about a dog slime that fights tarr. Maybe you could give it a squirt pistol to increase effeciencey.

9. All the slimes exept fire and water are the same base shape so so do plorts.

10. Once again, I really don't get what you're talking about. First, the title has "shirt" in it for no reason. SR Poyu Poyu, I get that part. Then you talk about sega getting mad at monami for have slimes in the game, as if Poyu Poyu invented them. Then you talk about an unspecified plort that's supposed to be annoying or something, and then you compare them to the PTW currincey from trove. You then say you hate monami, and then imideatly contridict everything you've sead thus far.