Thread:AlphaLightStone/@comment-32810387-20170809042533

i got this thing called an autocorrecter that makes my text less goofy.

i live by this human with blue hair, dark skin, and is female.

people call her "bee tricks" or something, and she has a computer.

let me rephrase that; she HAD a computer, until i stole it and brought it to my special lair

it goes dark when i use it sometimes,but my rad slime friend told me to recharge it with something, as it was out of energy.

he charges the computer for me now, as long as i let him use it.

also, I LOVE GILDED GINGER.

it's a vegetable that grows in the glass desert, and bee tricks is always putting them on this little pedestal thingy that traps slimes and turns them into ONE HUGE SLIME.

i always get to steal the ginger from the pedestal, and i leave some other veggie so that bee tricks doesnt notice that there's no slime on the pedestal the next day.

i never leave my lair unless bee tricks is exploring, because it's an easy way to get food.

i dont know why she's obsessed with my plorts though.

she once called them "useful", but even pink slimes know that gold plorts are useless.

that's all i can say, and i'm not telling anyone my secret base's location. 