Thread:Unze2unze4/@comment-28212277-20170324215413

Well, Tamatoa hasn't always been this glam I was a drab little crab once Now I know I can be happy as a clam Because I'm beautiful, babyDid your granny say listen to your heart Be who you are on the inside I need three words to tear her argument apart Your granny lied! I'd rather beShiny Like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck Scrub the deck and make it lookShiny I will sparkle like a wealthy woman's neck Just a sec!Don't you know Fish are dumb, dumb, dumb They chase anything that glitters (beginners!)Oh, and here they come, come, come To the brightest thing that glitters Mmm, fish dinnersI just love free food And you look like seafood (seafood)Well, well, well Little Maui's having trouble with his look You little semi-demi-mini-god Ouch! What a terrible performance Get the hook (get it?) You don't swing it like you used to, manYet I have to give you credit for my start And your tattoos on the outside For just like you I made myself a work of art I'll never hide; I can't, I'm tooShiny Watch me dazzle like a diamond in the rough Strut my stuff; my stuff is soShiny Send your armies but they'll never be enough My shell's too toughMaui man, you could try, try, try But you can't expect a demi-god To beat a decapod (give it up)You will die, die, die Now it's time for me to take apart Your aching heartFar from the ones who abandoned you Chasing the love of these humans Who made you feel wanted You tried to be tough But your armour's just not hard enoughMaui Now it's time to kick your Hiney Ever seen someone soShiny Soak it in 'cause it's the last you'll ever see C'est la vie mon ami I'm soShiny Now I'll eat you, so prepare your final plea Just for me You'll never be quite as Shiny You wish you were nice and Shiny 