User blog:MrYokaiAndWatch902/TEN TOP REASONS I HATE SLIME RANCHER

1. Stealing Slimes when they didn't look at the fanon
If you say we got these ideas:



Suddenly...



WHAT THE. WE ALREADY HAVE SLIMES NAMED THAT!

The one I'm really bothered at is the Fire Slime. Why didn't they just make another reference to Spiral Knights and name it Oil Slime?

However, this is another thing.

Remember this post? The Whirl Slime's description was:

"Slimes which are found in the HIGH sky. They suck every food and plort in... Then oops."

Well, guess what.

These have the same designs, but the Dervish has a tornado which doesn't look like a tornado.

It's still a "idea steal" because they not only copied the design, but also the ability.

2. All Meat is Chickens
This has to be the most great reason I hate this game; All Meat is just, CHICKENS. Chickens here. Chickens there. Chickens everywhere. Just, no. Would you place all meat as alive chickens? There's gotta be something better than those chickens, like fish!

3. The Ridiculous Amount to buy Slime Lab
In my opinion, it's just too big. You're going to need to spend ALOT. Pink Slimes are useful, I know, but still.. It makes no sense at all to just make the Slime Lab ridiculously super expensive.

4. Jade Slime?!
The Moon has a Slime Face, that's why I called it Jade Slime. You see, there is also a thing called Jade Rabbit. A face with such a dramatic Slime Face is super scary.

It also looks like it's the end of the world...

5. More Docile Slimes than Dangerous Slimes
If you're gonna think, then think of new Dangerous Slimes. Why? The only ones are: Rock Slimes, Boom Slimes, Rad Slimes, Crystal Slimes, Mosaic Slimes, and lastly... "Fire" Slimes. Okay, that's okay, but still, we need more dangerous slimes.

6. Pretty Much, No-Good designs for Slime Science.
Okay, it's pretty odd, but look at this.

There's only minor changes and dots.



What else?

This.



Don't give it another cannon, make its gun-thingie bigger.

And also...



Why are they the same design.

Also, all Pump Resources have the same bottle.

7. Russia Wiki?
Yes. Everybody likes it. It's better than us. But I sometimes think we have rivalry. Seriously. Please don't ask about it.

8. Cats, Cats everywhere.
Tabby Slimes. Hunter Slimes. Lucky Slimes. Saber Slimes. They have 4 cats now.

9. Um, Plorts are same shapes.
See that? Plorts are the same diamond shapes. Why can't Boom Plorts look circular and Mosaic Slimes look like a cube?

10. The Top Reason: PUYO PUYO SLIME RANCHER SHIRT.
I don't get why. Just, why. Now I'm wishing Puyo Puyo Quest will add Slime Rancher or a Slime Rancher-related series into the game.

Why do I hate it so much?

Because you're just replacing all Puyo with Slimes. And you didn't ask Sega. What now? Sega might get mad at Monomi! Whatever the reason is, let's hope Sega won't get mad at them. But, that plort.

Is that plort supposed to be nuisance? More like Plorbits (Cubit + Plort). I mean, say if we've got a new multi-color Puyo Puyo. But that's offtopic.

Well, that's all the reasons why I hate Monomi. See ya!

I still love Slime Rancher, I just don't like the features listed above.