User blog comment:Slimeologist/Faux Slimentology: Plorts, and Are They Poop?/@comment-30588401-20160201125756/@comment-27696354-20160201140618

I hope not because it'd be really embarrassing to regard how extensive my "Not Poop" Theory is, especially when I post the colliaquial evidence talking about Gordos :X

Though now I am tempted to shoot them an ask on tumblr...