User blog:Slimeologist/Faux Slimentology: Slethics (Slime Ethics)

On this blog post we're going to be talking about farming slimes and the ethicality of slime captivity as well as how we're selling our souls to Big Slorporations (Slime Corporations).

Faux Slimentology #2: Slethics (Slime Ethics)
We all love Slimes. We all love getting that cash dollar in order to dote on our slimes and ourselves. Yet is this truly a symbiotic relationship- Ranchers feeding Slimes in order to harvest their Plorts, which provides Ranchers an income to acquire material goods? Slimes are held captive, unable to roam as they please on their native homelands. All Ranchers produce extreme feats of labor (journeying to find favourite foods, fresh water, etc) in order to produce a small means of "independant" production.

It is clear that Slimes have some form of sentience and can communicate! The rumoured Rancher BOb, who is really several slimes, can manipulate the English language as well as technology in order to achieve their own means. Should we not then treat Slimes as persons? Surely we could enact a bartering system, food for plorts, while allowing our Slime friends the freedom they deserve!

Ok I'm actually too tired to talk about Big Slorporation (Slime Corporation) in detail and could be fired as a Slimeologist so I will end this blog article.

TL;DR: Slime communism now.