Board Thread:Off-Topic and Fan Made Slimes/@comment-39896453-20190729235816/@comment-29496925-20190817120113

Celery: Ah yes... We sure do have meat.. Its in the... oh... wait a minute... uhh....

Crazlery: Celery..... You can't give them that meat...

Celery: that giving a dog a paw for breakfast

Crazlery: *slaps celery on the back of the head* She was just joking... RIGHT?

Celery: What? Oh.. Yea. We most likely have squirrels around.. Actually if you could hunt em down that would be nice.... Oh yea, Don't go into the weapons closet too...

Crazlery: Anyway... Are you guys able to move? You look a little pale... And sickly.. And near death...

Celery: Unless you guys are willing to remove bullet shards from a squirrels... We don't really have any other kind of meat... Or we have uh..... The other kind of meat.. But it would taste weird to you guys....