User blog comment:MrYokaiAndWatch902/TEN TOP REASONS I HATE SLIME RANCHER/@comment-28212277-20170820025147/@comment-27831991-20170821022820

1. It is stealing, they should've looked at the fanon BEFORE naming a slime.

2. How is that a pattern? Chickens are BAWKING everywhere!

3. It's not cool at all.

4. Yeah, BUT IT IS SUPER CLOSE TO OUR WORLD! AND THAT SLIME LOOKS LIKE IT'S SMILING BECAUSE IT WANTS TO END THE SLIME RANCHER WORLD.

5. Did you look at the Slimes page?

6. But it is boring to have a SAME DESIGN. Yes, different bottles would be more awesome.

7. It's better than us.

8. But EmeraldPlay also hates how much cats there is.

9. Slimes should have a different plort. Else, it would be boring.

10. Affects me because I think they didn't ask Sega.