User blog comment:MrYokaiAndWatch902/TEN TOP REASONS I HATE SLIME RANCHER/@comment-26440657-20171204061401

1. Elemental features have been common in lots of games (and not just games), if Monomi Park decided to make a fire slime, rock slime or puddle slime etc, you really think they are ripping off fan ideas which are themselves rip-offs from other sources? Even Pokemon is not original with these, seriously...

2. Just because it's all chickens now, doesn't mean it will stay that way. I find it silly too but what's the big deal? They could slowly implement more animal types in the future, this is just food, everything in the game is eventually expanded with more variety. We slowly get more gadgets, maps etc.

3. I have unlocked all features in the lab in 7 days. If they made it even cheaper then they'd have lots of people finishing the game way faster than this. Just because you are slow in the game, it doesn't mean everyone else is.

4. Really, you have to complain about this? The only other person I've encountered in a similar situation is my neighbor's 3-year-old kid who is afraid of a glow-in-the-dark moon sticker with a face on their bedroom wall.

5. It's a game that's meant to be cute, of course, there will be less dangerous creatures. Once more, your complaints are all biased personal preferences/opinion that's pretty out of place. None of them are varied.

6. The dots represent the rank. Tons of other games do the same thing for multiple tier items/structures etc. They only edit the base model and add minor alterations just to make it distinguishable from other tiers. Multiple turrets mean it would be shooting twice more than one turret, just making it bigger will mean it only shoots harder and possibly slower than normal which wouldn't be ideal since Tarrs are only 2 shots from being killed. You pretty much want to shoot a fly with a cannon.

7. Why are you mentioning the Russian Wiki? Almost all wikis have other language versions and they aren't necessarily rivals. Also, mentioning this topic and then saying don't ask about it? Are you serious?

8. If they decide to add another plant like the Tangle Slime, you'd probably complain about that too... I just don't see any reason for your "logical" complaints. 9. Really, this too. Next you will complain how we only have slimes to ranch... Plorts are practically waste products of slime, in real life, creatures in the same animal kingdom don't have too much variety in shape either, they vary more on composition, so plorts are spot on with that. Add the fact that it seems like slimes were artificially created to produce plorts, of course, there'd be a pattern, especially since they are meant to be mass harvested. Uniformity makes the work easier.

10. You are including T-shirts now on why you hate a game? Puyo Pop isn't the only match-making game that exists and Slime Rancher definitely isn't the only game that copied from it, copyright is highly unlikely going to be an issue here so why is it an issue for you?

A. First, you say this is a list of why you hate Slime Rancher (the game), then you say it's the reasons why you hate the company that made the game, which is it?

B. "I just don't like the features listed above". Several of what you have listed are NOT game features at all. You even complained about Tshirts and the Russian Wiki... Monomi Park doesn't even have anything to do with these wikis, I could start a Slime Rancher wiki in any language if I wanted to. C. "Top Ten Reasons I Hate Slime Rancher" written in all caps, followed by similar statements, but in the end you say you still love Slime Rancher... Wow.
 * None of what you have stated is valid or logical, all of them are biased personal preference/opinion and you even contradict yourself at some points. You shouldn't act like an expert critic. Even the game mechanics/features you have listed are actually common among other games (now you have an excuse to complain how they ripped those off lol), and your smartest description for a feature is "make its gun-thingie bigger"!? If you just have an urge to invent biased random invalid/illogical reasons to hate the game then you could simply stop playing it. If you are going to contradict the very purpose of your hate blog by saying you actually love the game then this whole blog of yours is itself invalid.