Talk:Gold Slime/@comment-28592756-20160623164124

''Gold Slimes... Meh.. Don't like 'em.''

"Try and catch me! Na-na-na-poo-poo!"

Little Jimmy is a pain sometimes.

"Hey, fatty! Over heeere! Yoo-hoo! Come at me!"

Okay, okay. I'll admit. I may have had a little too much of that 60-lbs Stony Hen last night. As in, umm... All of... it... But hey. Can't blame me. I'm a food addict!

"Go home! Lose some weight, and lay off on the donuts for a day or two! That oh, so delicous and savory roasted Stony Hen isn't 'gonna eat itself!"

... *sighs* ... Kids these days... The problem is, I have no self-esteem, down to the '''floor. 'Heh...'' I never believe in myself because of it. At least, not when I'm... err... breaking... the record... for... err... heh heh... ''"Fastest Time... Obese Chicken... Eaten?" '' And I'll say. Perhaps I do need to lose weight, because, well, why not lose a few pounds? It never hurts... r-r-r-right?